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jeandré

Jeandré is amazing friend. Very athletic .Good at accounting. She is weird as fuck. She loves to braid hair . Favourite color blue and pink. She has small feet and has an unhealthy up session with food. She can kick your ass . Practices multiple disciplines.Has dark hair and brown eyes. She spends her weekends watching movies. She is the one who cheers you up when you are down. She is the best friend you'll have. She loves to be random. If you have the privilege of having a Jeandré in your life, never let her go
Jeandré is being a bitch
by Mickey 2502 February 2, 2016
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Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
by Jaspa J October 1, 2012
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Jeanster

To be a jeanster means you're above everyone else. The perfect form of the best, there can and is only one jeanster in the world
I wish I was jeanster
by Netbeans69 September 24, 2018
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Jean Rodriguez

the act of talking and making no sense at all to anyone around you but yourself
dude 1: yo the football game was god.
girl 1: i didnt understand it.
dude 2 :Jean Rodriguez yo you know that golf was a game made in scotland.
by Jru Cojem November 3, 2009
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Jean Eater

Hey dude, check out the jean eater on that chick! Right on, it looks like a hatchet wound!
by benwastyxx September 17, 2010
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Jean Job

The act of giving the male sex a hand job but through his jeans.

This could be followed by a massage or a starter activity before sexual intercourse.
Lauren gave Leon a jean job.

Leon enjoys receiving jean jobs.
by Thecreatorofthejeanjob1 January 13, 2014
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Jans

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Jans usthe best boy of the earth.he verry good at fucking and he gif you to much hugs .at school he's a horror kid but he don't like school .what he likes is smoking in de garden from his friends
He'nice
YES jans is nice
by Ssnnkkeerrrtttuuppyyoouuxx October 20, 2019
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