The act of prematurely, through choice or involuntary reflex, pinching your asshole shut on a log before it has fully exited your shit pipe. By not allowing the shit to gracefully release, you are now stuck with what as known as the "endless wipe".
by rccg94 July 24, 2009
Don't go to North End the teacher are just trash, they are always on u gor no god damn reason! Mr. Simpson can suck my dick, and Mrs gilmore Idk. All the black girls in this school are musty, dusty and crusty! They be smellin like a hobo's ass hole. And all the boy obviously never used deodorant cuz they also fuckin musty. And lastly all the boys need to pull up their pants cuz no girl wants to see ur ugly boxers or short so pull them up fag and y'all need to stop where fake gucci. How do u sag wit a belt? Dumbass
North End middle school
by I love urban June 07, 2018
What is pronounce in Scotland but is ignored elsewhere. We Scots pronounce the ''b'' in ''lamb'' and ''plumb'' but others don't and that just creates two needless homonyms ''plum'' and ''plumb''.
by Fisherman December 19, 2004
A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.
by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 14, 2006
The third and final installment in the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy. It follows Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), Elizabeth Swann (Kiera Knightley), Captain Barbossa (Geoforry Rush) Tia Dorma (Naomi Harris), and their crew past the edge of the earth to fetch back Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), from Davy Jones (Bill Nigh) Locker. Grossed almost 10 million dollars.
by shannon_lm September 02, 2007
A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".
Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"
by getalifeandajob January 18, 2009
Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.
"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!
by seventhson June 22, 2010