Water Snicker

When one defecates while in a full bath tub and it floats to the top, the object then becomes a Water Snicker.

I was giving my kid a bath when he decided to launch a few water snickers.

by Goobles168 September 01, 2019

Bummed water

Communal water tainted by anal sex

My cousin is having a party tonight, it should be good but make sure you don’t go in the hot tub. His misses only does anal inside it. I’m not getting in that bummed water.

by Jamie jokes March 12, 2023

Vegan Water

Water that does not contain any animal.

waiter: good evening ma'am, what can i get you?
woman: ill just have a glass or water for now
waiter: vegan or non vegan?
woman: ill take a glass of vegan water please

by waitisthisbrunch? June 09, 2020

brat water

Sweat on male genitalia.

After sitting on the leather couch for three hours using his laptop, Ryan had a disturbing amount of brat water pooling up.

by ALotofAlano July 21, 2008

Bread water

shitty beer

dude, this natty light is straight bread water

by JizzDaddy August 25, 2021

Coffee and water

Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.

Hot damn! We had some coffee and water last night if you know what I mean.

by Drpepper446 November 25, 2021

Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 27, 2022