Basically a euphemism for sex. Originated in Britain, where they’d order coffee and water at pubs in the morning after sex.
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It basically means sex, usually used the morning after. It’s also a way to discreetly hit on someone, like if you ask them for some “coffee and water” you really just want sex.
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Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.
John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!
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A term that means sex, or someone who wants sex with someone else

More common in Western European countries, and used to hit on people in diners and breakfast restaurants
Can I order some coffee and water from you? cause I’m getting thirsty
by Kevin_cheese June 14, 2022
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