Minecraft Pussy

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Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy

by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023

Minecraft Warden

A big fungus man with an exposed ribcage and great hearing. Note: He thinks you smell funny.

The Minecraft Warden just killed me in my Hardcore world!

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

Minecraft

A kid game that is at war with Roblox.

Person 1: Minecraft is better!
Person 2 : No Roblox is!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

minecraft battle pass

when you´re so confused you don´t know the difference between a block game and a seven-year-olds dating app.

I can´t wait to get that Minecraft battle pass

by shouldnt have started existing January 13, 2023

Minecraft

A game that for some may trigger nostalgia and others will find a fun experience in a relaxing world of peace until a piece of shit creeper blows up your house

“Yo I just hopped on Minecraft and it triggered so many memories from my childhood”

by I’m a Minecraft gamer August 9, 2019

Minecraft

A game from the Gods that let’s be a ducking GOD

Jason: get klint wann ply Minecraft Klint:Sure

by B17e November 3, 2019

Minecraft Meanie

a person who likes to mess up Minecraft mini-games and\or get-togethers, could also be know as a katana

stop breaking blocks youre being a minecraft meanie

by bigboi_spamz January 28, 2020