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hold your newt

Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming
by Sassy ma April 16, 2019
mugGet the hold your newtmug.

cargo hold

a) The place inside an airship or boat where goods are stored.

b) If you don't know what a cargo cult is, you probably misheard it as cargo hold, causing you to look up a definition.
Flight attendant: Hey, fox wizard, we'll pay you to defend the cargo hold in the back of the zeppelin.
Fox wizard: Sure. It's not like I have anything else to be doing back here.
by you're joshing me. May 9, 2020
mugGet the cargo holdmug.

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.
Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!
by armerlinsea April 17, 2022
mugGet the Hold my dickmug.

arch hold

A crossfit instructor renowned for forgetting to take a picture of the WOD board.
by Tehejs July 21, 2017
mugGet the arch holdmug.

Hold a Frank

A phrase used by immortals like Harlz when Largs penises need to be held.
Harlz: “Yo Takerei fuck that bitch she can hold a frank
by Lukebron May 30, 2022
mugGet the Hold a Frankmug.

the german hold

a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.
The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2
by rtb567 February 17, 2008
mugGet the the german holdmug.

holding hair

what a gay man does when he’s outside
ewww that mf holding hair
by seess May 14, 2022
mugGet the holding hairmug.

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