hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific…

“I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”

by Hogworks February 5, 2024

slinging hog

Having sex with many people, usually gay men.

“Hey man, you heard about Marcus?”
“Yeah man, I heard he was slinging hog.”
“Crazy man, he’s a dawg for real.”

by WAR Hooty May 3, 2023

Hog Nut

A large pinch of snuff, dip, or chewing tobacco

Johnny: “Hey bubba let me get a dip”
Earl: “you need a hog nut for that bottom lip”

by Longhead69 December 2, 2023

hog wallow

A sexual act of defecating on the chest or stomach of your sex partner then performing rigorous missionary sex successfully covering you and your partner in dung

Tom:Did you see the hog wallowers on the beach?

Bill: Yeah although nasty they were doing it right!

by BIGG JIM December 15, 2023

Two hog wash!

Police White wash!

Any time a fact or facts is known by more than one police officer any and all further evidence is tainted by a 2 hog wash!"
"Two hog wash!"

by Abbott December 3, 2022

Seat Hogging

Something that is done on a public train, bus, tram, etc... It is the act of one person finding two free seats, sitting down on one of the seats and placing their bag on the other seat to try and deter other people from sitting down. It is often seen as quite rude and selfish when people are hogging two seats. The main motive is mainly because some people feel uncomfortable about a stranger sat in a very close proximity to them which is understandable but not much that can be done when busy though, better than people standing up.

How dare that kid place a bag onto that seat when the train is this busy. That's seat hogging for you.

by LordJenal December 6, 2022

hog knocked

When a dog falls asleep so hard all 4 of its legs are together in hog tie position.

Dude look at your dog over there sleeping hes freaking hog knocked man.

by PhranQ Bobrick December 15, 2022