Harris Lowe

The type of man that sweeps you up off your feet with his golden curtains being amplified by the glistening sunlight as it sways in the wind, tends to wear a Canada goose coat even in summer because he just doesn't care and is wearing his neon 95s if you get them dirty though they wont find your body for a week. Harris Lowes are men whose jawline becomes more defined by the day quickly rising to the spot of Number 1 Hotty in the world, his sigma male energy explodes off of him like blowing up someone's Minecraft house. He oils his 6 pack so that it glistens and so that no one can touch it for free as their hands slide off with the power of zeuses oil. The only way you will get to be close to a Harris Lowe is being ginger and called Hannah Mcnee and swooning him with immense interest and c h a r m.

Sam: Have you seen that hotty of a man he's DEFINATELY a Harris Lowe
David: OMG he makes me feel like the only man in the world when he looks into my eyes
Jake: *nuts all over his Canada goose*

by harrislowelover29 November 17, 2021

pulling a harry

randomly becoming nice for no reason at all

jeez, paulis is pulling a harry right now by offering us wedding gifts

by anonym_7036527 April 4, 2021

harris evans

Certified bot

A.Bro you are a Harris Evans!
B. No I’m a magged cunt

by Magged co September 16, 2019

Harry Marry

A woman with a gargantuan mustache who is amazing at anal sex and booty pops. Damn straight. (Her moan resembles a gorilla in labor)

Dude I totally fucked a harry marry last night! She looked like my grandma, and sounded like my dead dog.

by Doogletits April 4, 2011

Harry Smoth

Smelly guy that has a mullet

Also likes to write books

I hate Harry smoth, he needs a haircut

by I_Hate_Mullets November 27, 2019

Harry's Dreams

They are all filled with crazy weird sexual fantasies that leave him needing to change his clothes every morning

Don't ask me about Harry's Dreams

by NoGodPlzNo December 17, 2018

Hamlyn-Harris

An amazing example of an Irsish and a English surname hienfinated to create something so much better. While Hamlyn is derived from the Norman personal name "Hamon", itself a variant of the early Germanic word "haim", meaning home, and most likly has the same origins as the French surnames Hamel and Hamelin, and the Dutch-German Hammel, Hammler and Hammlingit. Harris on the other hand is an ancient surname that is not only English but Scottish and Irish as well, and is recorded in many spellings including Harrys, Harries, Harrhys, Harries, and Harriss. The Spelling Harris refers to Galic word for horse keeper. The largest group of of Hamlyn-Harri (as the plural is pronounced) resides in Australia, and for the most part, do not keep contact. It is a fair estemation that due to the un-commonness of the name, all those who share it are, in some way, related.

"Isn't William Hamlyn-Harris an olympic level javelin thrower from Australia."

"He sure is"

"Awesome"

and

Hamlyn-Harris=AWSOME WIN CANNON!

by 1 of the Hamlyn-Harri September 28, 2011