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friend card 

basically when you p0wn like crazy, all these bitches be goin YO DAWG I NEED TO PULL THE FRIEND CARD YO MAN YO. so alls you gotta do is be like BITCH. (you can choose to add a bitchslap here, or twelve) GET ME A CHICKEN SAMICH. AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES. AND A COKE TO DRINK OR SOMETHIN. FOR FREE.
(mofo pulling his friend card.)
yo dawg dawg yo my homie cheese skillet who i wanna make love to, i gotta pull my *SLAP* BITCH NAHHH
friend card by dudeman13yo April 1, 2008
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Friend zone 

When your crush says they just want to be friends. It's another type of way of playing heard to get.
Boy: I really like you as more than a friend.
Girl: I don't like you like that let's just be friends.
Later...
Boy: she wants to be friends.
Friends: She just friend zoned you
Friend zone by Daregirl123 December 6, 2013

Friend at First Sight 

friend at first sight is where you meet someone for the first time, know they will be good friends for life........cos they are too butt ugly to want to ever be friends with benefits with!!!
OH goodness when I met Mary and know I just wanted to be a friend at first sight!!!!!!!! Now just thinking of her face can someone please pass me a sick bucket? Its like picturing the ass of a monkey which has never been cleaned of poop!

Friend of cheese

Brah, he's a freind of cheese!
Friend of cheese by Mayor McCheese December 30, 2004

friend of mara 

a she-ra 2018 reboot fan
person 1: are you a friend of mara?
person 2: yea! i love she-ra
friend of mara by lilachopp November 22, 2020

friend-crush 

1. a good friend that's also your secret crush

2. that person you asked out that "just wanted to be friends", but you still have a crush on

3. a friend that kinda likes you and you kinda like him/her back

4. a stage where you kinda want to be friends, but at the same time, you want to be a couple
1. oh gawd i really like ethan... but he's been my friend since third grade!! ahh, a new friend-crush!

2. i wish lisa wouldn't have rejected me. she's my friend-crush.

3. those two always smile and giggle with each other. they're both such friend-crushes.

4. ugh, i think i want to be friends with kendra. but i don't know, i kind of want to be more than friends! MYEHH FRIEND-CRUSH STAGE
friend-crush by Julia Sooch November 5, 2011

Friend_B 

Friend_B by Zero October 21, 2003