Filet menon

When a female masturbates with a sharp end of a steak knife

That bitch filet menoned her pussy with a steak knife.

by BadAshMF November 13, 2020

Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.

“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”

by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021

FILD

Stands for "Father I'd Like to Deck". The direct opposite of a DILF in terms of emotion

Honestly, John Winchester is such a FILD, if I could just have 5 minutes alone with him in a dark alley...

by thetealord June 22, 2021

Filemon

The best human you will ever encounter, he has a more then average length penis, and a real (you can tell by looking at his greek god body) Filemon is quite rare.

Omg did you see Zeus he has such a nice Filemon body.

by xyasssa May 3, 2022

file folder the country ball

the most evilest man in history who said terrible stuff

file folder the country ball said mean words to me

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhcheckitface March 2, 2023

university files

When you have graduated college its impossible for you to disguise pornography in a casual undetectable manner, therefore a new definition must be used. Therefore when you go to university you can "graduate" from college files to university files, or if the need arises when you have a job, it can be work files.

Hey Lee, you should see these new university files I have to study. They are really mentally stimulating!

by Steven B 87 October 2, 2008

M File

Mental file used by males to store images of females to be used later for masturbation purposes. Short for "Masturbation File".

I reached deep into my M File last night, and jerked off to my 5th Grade teacher.

by Der Chumpothund January 27, 2010