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Taint Exploring

Exploring the under carriage of a Homo Habilis (IPA /ˈhoʊmoʊ ˈhæbələs/), or handy man. Taint is often referred to as the fleshy area between the testicals and anus (or Bill as it is commenly called in S.E. Michigan). Exploring is a common term referring to surveying and charting an unknown territory.
When the plumber came over to fix Bill's pipes, he soon found out that Bill is like the Louis and Clark of Taint Exploring.
by John Tonkins July 5, 2006
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UGLY EXPLOSION

AN UGLY EXPLOSIVE IS WHEN A GUY AKA A FIST PUMPING JERSEY SHORE WANNA BE HOOKS UP WITH A GRENADE OR LANDLINE THE BOY HE'S WITH SETS OFF THE EXPLOSION AND BURNS THE SHIT OUT OF HIS BOY FOR HOOKING UP WITH ONE OF THE TWO
THE UGLY EXPLOSION=IM WITH MY BOY AND HES TALKING TO THIS SEXY ASS CHICK WELL SHE TURNS HIM DOWN AND HE GOES INTO DESPERATE MODE AND FLOCKS TO A GRENADE .....SO NOT HELPING MYSELF I SAY DAMMMMNNNN D HOOKED UP WITH A GRENADE ...BASICALLY IF UR OUT WITH UR BOYS AND THEY HOOK UP WITH A UGLY CHICK ITS UR JOB AS THE WING MAN TO SET OFF THE EXPLOSION
by NCTRANS24 August 7, 2010
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Occipital Explosion

The Ban-Kai! or 'full release' of the male penis during orgasm while recieving brain (aka; dome,knowledge,gully,bop,head,blow job,mic check) during this process the penis outputs an enourmous energy that leads to a facial creampie. Masters of this technique such a Brandon Janes (1989-present) obtain full occipital explosion when the recivers occipital lobe in the back of the brain is blown completely off cause either instant death, or an endless paralysis seconded by permanent blindness.
"dude i was playing guitar hero while my girl was boppin me off and i beat 'through fire and flames' and an occipital explosion occured, blowing my girls dome off"

"holy shit! where did you learn how to do that.."

"Master Janes of the Myersville Dojo"
by Brandon 'Jon-yeahs' Janes December 31, 2007
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Exploding Gas Tank

After eating a bean burrito and while performing the Dirty Gas Pump, let your anus explode a steaming load on the persons face.
Last night I gave Erica the Exploding Gas Tank
by BreSki January 18, 2008
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Dora the Explorer

The most prominent example of bad parenting in television history
Dora the Explorers parents just let her go off on her own and look at her now
by Dubiks December 29, 2018
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Galaxian Explosion

An explosion in the Assmosphere. In otherwords, a big ass fart.
"My god, he just ripped a Galaxy Explosion"
by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003
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explosive diorrea

by Anonymous May 1, 2003
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