scruffled eggs

Scrambled eggs with truffle salt

I like scrambled eggs just fine. But scruffled eggs are da bomb!

by Hipster hippy July 12, 2020

The eggs

A group of people the believe the world revolves around eggs

We are the eggs

by Zion183 August 29, 2020

mixed eggs

Americans call it mixed eggs. Who scrambled eggs??

Mandy have you had mixed eggs? Madly: No wtf is that, you mean scrambled? Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020

mixed eggs

Professional mixed eggs

Me: Maddy do you know what mixed eggs are? Maddy: no wtf is that, aren’t you American?
Me: Americans are weird

by Pooplead September 22, 2020

Leicester eggs

Scrambled eggs that are slightly runny.

What are you having for breakfast? Want for Leicester eggs?

by Elvaselina December 28, 2020

Dickhead Eggs

Scrambled eggs you make in the microwave.

I got the munchies and Im baked, but I know I can make some dickhead eggs.

by Mustadio83 January 10, 2021

Oof Eggs

Slang: Supermarket eggs with googly eyes that couple up with names such as oofphelia and oofscar. Find Oofarens complaining to store managers worldwide about oof eggs and get yours today!!

Orginates from the Latin origin of oof.

I went to the store to buy oof eggs and had to complain to the manager about one of them having just one eye

by Oofing oof cakes February 16, 2021