ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.

Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.

by life guru May 10, 2010

Kinder Egg Man

An extremely creepy version of Humpty Dumpty that was once a mascot for the toy Kinder Surprise (which is banned in America). His first and only appearance was in a Kinder advert where he sits on top of a wall and speaks in a high pitched gibberish before falling off.

The commercial is so unsettling that it's actually kind of hard to watch, but it somehow became a meme online with several remixes and re-edits of it.

One of the oldest known videos of the advert was uploaded onto YouTube back in 2006, with the uploader calling it somewhat disturbing for some strange reason.

It's absolutely baffling how Kinder eggs have managed to stay so strong for the past 44 years even though the Kinder Egg Man is enough to completely scare any child away from ever wanting one.

And it doesn't help that one of the oldest known YouTube videos of it was labeled as somewhat disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids.

by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash

is an insult

duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash! asshole

by narcolepticoide October 30, 2011

Toss me an egg

So hot out you could fry egg on sidewalk? Let's try TOSS me an egg

It's sooo hot: toss me an egg!

by lizguitarlessons July 19, 2017

Shake My Egg

A term used for the action of having sex or jerking off

‘Babe come and shake my egg I’m sexually frustrated’
‘I heard Azario shook Tom’s egg in the girls bathroom earlier’

by AveragePigeon January 19, 2019

The “egg ick”

The sudden and intense feeling of disgust for eggs that unexpectedly arises while eating eggs.

I cannot finish these eggs. I just got the “egg ick”.

by enterprise1701 December 31, 2022

Italian Egg Drop

When you dip your testicles in warm marinara sauce and insert them gingerly into a woman's mouth.

Guy 1: Thats sweet!
Guy 2: Thats what your mom said when i dipped my nuts in marinara and put em in her mouth!
Guy 2: I gave her a drippy Italian egg drop!

by Olive Garden May 4, 2009