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Double tease

When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no

"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)
Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"
by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 27, 2021
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Double gunning

The act of being a bich and using 2 guns in sea of theive ( a fun game made by rare for Xbox and Pc about pirates)
"God Damm it jery is double gunning again. It looks like we'll have to end him."
by Ethen_zombie March 5, 2021
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Double Dash

The act of ordering through a meal delivery service like DoorDash twice within a relatively short period. Considered either marginally inconvenient or embarrassing, depending on who consumes the food.
Sorry dude, Josh's dumb girlfriend wanted pot stickers after we already ordered burritos so I had to Double Dash.

Sir, you're an above-average tipper so I promise I don't care who all this food is for.
by rhinobaby May 3, 2021
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Double Starburst

While receiving anal sex, the receiver grabs a large purple dildo and performs a reverse reach around so both giver and receiver may enjoy their purple starfish (asshole) being burst.
Do you want to come back to my apartment for a double starbursts?

I haven’t had a hard time taking a shit because of last nights starburst.

Can’t go out tonight. Paul and I did a double starburst last night and my ass is sore.

I have a loose caboose from the double starburst last night.
by Futt Bucker 2000 June 6, 2021
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double-face entendre

dual personality; one being an angel and the other being a devil. Coined by Oliver Tree
She's a double-face entendre
by Ellie73 September 11, 2021
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Double Fish Face Fucked

When two people grab two fishes and double fuck your face with them
She´s getting double fish face fucked! Fucking Gross!
by eyitsmatty January 8, 2022
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SSuSS/Double Sus

It's Suspect & Suspicious Combined.
Chadwick: Man, these new Dunkin donuts' chocolate balls are straight-up BUSSIN
Levon: *pauses* Damn you sucking them real hard, bet they real good huh. Too bad they ain't in a sac
Chadwick: AYO BRO, I WAS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY A SNACK MY POPS BOUGHT ME BRUH, YOU AINT GOTTA BE SSuSS
Levon: The hell is "SSuSS"
Chadwick: Double Sus, Suspect & Suspicious SSuSS/Double Sus, Do You Ever Read The Urban Dictionary?
Levon: *gives bruh look* I'm just saying you were sucking real hard
Chadwick: I WAS BITING, YOU SSuSSY DIRTY MINDED BOY IF YOU WANTED ONE JUST ASK *Gives Donut*
Levon: Oh, thanks, but for real, if I bite, will it hurt?
Chadwick: DOUBLE SUS
Levon: Just Sayin
Chadwick: JAIL, JAILLLL JAILLL
Levon: Bruh I Just-
Chadwick: JAIL YO SSuSSY ASS NEED TO GO TO JAIL
Levon: OK, OK, DAMN.. *eats*
by • JΛKΣ • January 27, 2022
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