by throwaway6401 July 10, 2018
A small flat object (a book, a piece of wood, etc) that an individual places their dildos on so they can all be carried at once. Typically seen in use by camgirls so they can use an assortment of dildos and then put them away after streaming. Similar to a painter using a palette to keep their paints readily available without needing to move away from their workspace.
by LoserBasementVirgin2099 October 18, 2021
Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
Kyle: Can I use it after?
by sara da terra March 05, 2024
by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019
Affiliated rockledge high School students who did whatever they wanted with no fucks given, it was also used to fuck with dbs (dirty boy swag) who were actual dildos
Random person: why is there a dick sharpied on the entire bathroom wall that's like 8 feet long?
Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
Me: fuck must be them dildo boys fucking around... Again.
by Dildoboys March 02, 2019
by Boceefus June 18, 2021
A rule that, like Occam's Razor, requires you to favor the simplest explanations over the complex ones, but with the addition of also favoring the sexiest explanations over the mundane ones. An explanation of a thing is using Occam's Hairy Dildo if and only if simplification and sexualization are paired together into a beautiful, explanatory nutsack.
Student: Hey professor, can you please explain that notion using Occam's Hairy Dildo, because it's a little hard for me to grasp without visual aides.
Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
Professor: Hell yea! I got you, fam.
by Carnivorous Pencil February 19, 2021