Drunk Sexable

Someone who you would not touch unless you were piss drunk.

Man that chick is pretty drunk sexable, but right now she is pretty untouchable

by Allstar7878 June 30, 2010

drunken vagina

the act of when you pour beer/liquor down a girls vagina then you fuck her and finish before she gets drunk.

I just gave Jane a drunken vagina and now shes passed the fuck out on the bed.

by durtysanch July 1, 2011

Skull Drunk

to inebrate oneself beyond any feasable mental judgement or abilty to function physically, threfore becoming suceptable to dire consiquence.

"Dude, that chick I boned last night was so skull drunk she passed out during"

by maddapper March 23, 2007

still drunk

waking up after a night of drinking alcohol, still drunk.

kind of like how i am now, writing this still drunk

by jafknlene August 22, 2011

Escort Drunk

The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.

"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."

by k'briah November 7, 2012

tucker max drunk

The ultimate state of drunkenness. Once in this stage, a person is either Tucker Max or dead. This state was first achieved by one Tucker Max, and is self-named. Further exploits can be found at www.tuckermax.com

He got Tucker Max drunk and went on a rampage of insults and destruction of furniture.

by hooligan333 November 1, 2003

drunk slob kabob

How Kim Kardashian described her brother Rob, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott when they were belligerently drunk on their TV show.

OMG you're acting like a drunk slob kabob!

by arm&hammer February 20, 2010