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Death By Simp

When a man loses his life at the hands of another man all behind a woman. In most cases the woman instigated the altercation. This term was coined and is frequently used by Coach Greg Adams.
Chad was attacked and shot by his ex-wife's new boyfriend at the custody exchange. Chad is the latest victim of death by simp.
by RNHere August 12, 2022
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Death Blooms

Death Blooms is song created by a band called "Mudvayne" the song is from the L.D 50 Album and it's a banger.
Dark for fear of failure
An inner gloom as wide as an eye and fermenting
Roiling hate
Death grip in my veins
Unveiling rancid petals flowering forth foul nectar
The space between a blink and a tear

"Death blooms"
by CockLord2222 January 5, 2023
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death bike

A motorcycle with a loud and scary-sounding exhaust, especially a Harley Davidson with ape hangers, long front wheel forks and long fishtail exhaust pipes.
That death bike scared the hell out of me with that loud and scary exhaust.
by GageTheDictionaryGeek April 14, 2023
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death from a swiftie

the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.
john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!
by utility_ October 29, 2023
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Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.
(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.
by Denman Cinqueports March 29, 2010
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Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.
Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!
by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010
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Double Dactyl

When there are 2 girls performing the pterodactyl on 6 different guys.
Did you guys see Tara and Christie last night? They were double dactyling! It was so intense. All the way. 6 guys and 2 girls.
by JarethCutestory September 1, 2010
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