Dank Meme

A term used by 12-15 y/o virgin boys. Usually describes a picture that shows humorous content that is only understandable by Teens

Son: Hey Mom! Look at this Dank meme!
Mom: Why can't you just get laid already.

by ForeverChad July 4, 2018

Yank my Dank

The act of yanking ones dank implies he is is pulling on his penis

I cant yank my dank because its no nut november

by DANK_YANKER November 12, 2018

Danketty-Dank

Danketty-Dank is a word used to describe low quality or 'bad' possessions.

Kayne: Abby, this shit is danketty-dank!

Abby: Well, find a better dealer, you poop-head.

by K-fizzle to the Dizzle August 19, 2009

Dank-a-Thon

To describe when an individual, or up to a trio of individuals, smoke an ounce or more of marijuana in one session.

Damn, them kids are having a Dank-a-Thon over there!

by Alex_McSmokestack February 24, 2018

Dank

Dank can be used to describe anything your heart desires. Must be said with a deep voice unless you are describing a cute baby.

DAYUMMM THAT SHIT DANNNNK!!!! - Dank = omg that thing is amazing

by Fergieadoptme August 28, 2020

Dank

Going for a cheeky vape in the 2nd social toilets

You:Coming for a dank

Friend: ye what mg

by Kiki H The Massive February 4, 2020

t-dank

A cowgirl, but a hippie at heart! She is a continuous smoker that loves to kick it with the guys. People gravitate towards T-Dank. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. You're just not on her level, but don't feel bad as often as she smokes not very many people are. She drives a massive bad ass truck, basically a hot box on wheels, most likely named black betty or beauty. Basically, T-dank's fuckin DANK.

guy 1"I'm bored as fuck"
Guy 2"Let's hit up T-Dank"
Guy 3 "Are we gonna kill a cat?"

Love you T-Dank!

Sincerly, your boys :)

by TreyJordanMikeCadeStetson April 22, 2011