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Human Crush

Being absolutely in love with someone of the opposite sex but there is an absence of sexual feelings.
Your best guy friend that you love to death but your relationship is strictly platonic would be a human crush.
by Salli Galindleton September 27, 2011
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crush whiplash

when you think you're over someone you like.
you haven't seen them in a long period of time then when you see them again you crush back so hard and so fast you just kind of???? wh at??? jus t???? hap pen ed???
*childhood crush leaves* *you get over them* *you see them again after a few years* *fuck* *feelings are back and hard af aka crush whiplash*
by cocket July 29, 2014
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Crush a piss

The act of emptying your bladder after consuming large quantities of alcohol.
Hey man you ready to hit up the next bar?

Hell's yeah dude , just give me a few seconds to crush a piss.
by Ricochamp October 18, 2012
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Cody Crush

1. A man who attracts women and makes them completly powerless. Women fall deeply hypnotized as he is soft spoken and aggressive.

2. A charming young man with a devilish smile.

3. A man know to have been cursed with being adorned. Women like him regardless of funds or drive to prosper. He is disliked by those close to his lover/friend, due to jelousy and confusion.
Woman : I like that boy, he seems like a very nice guy.

Man : He's got nothing going for himself.
Woman : He knows how to make me smile and he's this attractiveness to him.
Man : Be careful you might get hurt by that cody crush.
by WizdomKnowledgePower December 21, 2016
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Raunch Crush

A crush you have on a complete vulgar asshole who's not really all that attractive, BUT at the same time you just kind of want to jump him. (and make out with him)
You have a crush on HIM? EW.

Yeah... i guess you wouldn't understand. It's a Raunch Crush.
by dnnee March 5, 2009
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josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd
by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
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Meme Crush

A dangerous form of affection that is based more so on the content a person posts on social media, rather than the person themselves.
Person 1: Omg soandso is so awesome, look at their memes! Omg aren't they so funny and smart?

Person 2: Be wary, sounds like you have a meme crush! No one is ever as cool as their memes!
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