urban calgary cowboy 

Someone who wears cowboy gear to stampede and has never stepped foot on a farm or horse .

Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.

Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .

urban calgary cowboy by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

Gas station cowboy 

Christopher Prinz

You look at a gas station cowboy

Gas station cowboy by Jean_23 September 3, 2022

reverse astronaut cowboy 

when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.

see glex, twitch glexplays

chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy

reverse astronaut cowboy by misshap. September 12, 2022

Sina (pahtoohee) [like a cowboy spitting] 

Tall bearded man that wakes up in the morning, looks in the mirror, stroke his beard and goes "BOO YAH! Beard is on FLEEK today!"

Girl: OMG Sina (pahtoohee) like a cowboy spitting is so hot, his beard is on FLEEK today

Girl2: The things I would do to feel that stubble brush against my clitoris

Sina (pahtoohee) [like a cowboy spitting] by emma from taft December 5, 2022

Dirt Box Cowboy

A gentleman who is a bit light in the Loafers, who is also an avid member of the Cheesy Wheelbarrow Pushers Club.

While playing cricket over the weekend I was asked if I'd bat for the other team. "no way!" I replied. "I ain't no Dirt Box Cowboy".

Dirt Box Cowboy by Adlof Hilter February 28, 2023

Knock-Off Cowboy 

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

Knock-Off Cowboy by Jbunni March 10, 2023

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem 

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024