Covid-19

China virus

What is covid-19? A virus that China make to kill us all.

by Urmumsuckingmydick September 14, 2022

Covid Breakdown

When you are fed up with self isolating, social distancing, staying home and just want to go out, give someone a hug or go out to a restaurant

Melanie had a covid breakdown while doing dishes and just wanted to go to a restaurant and be served

by simba12341 June 24, 2020

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

Covid-𝜊

Read as “Covid-Omicron.” Also known as the B.1.1.529 or “Omicron” variant. South Africa’s second “variant of concern”—after the Beta variant (B.1.351)—is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta variant, and can apparently bypass some, if not all, of the protection from WHO-approved vaccines.

What are the odds that profiteering-driven vaccine makers would soon recommend that folks, who have recently received their booster shot against the Delta variant, to also receive their fourth jab against Covid-𝜊?

by MathPlus November 26, 2021

Covid-🧛 ♂️

When there is disagreement among vampirologists whether the bloodsucking undead are corona-proof; and if they do, what are the odds that they could infect their victims?

While vampires aren’t strictly banned in some parts of the dark world, authorities are debating whether they’d still be allowed to roam their neighborhood due to Covid-🧛 ♂️ concerns.

by Covido November 21, 2020

Covid Simp

Someone who simps for Covid-19 by making it easy for the virus to get what it wants

“Dude who’d you call a Covid simp?”
“Ron DeSantis”

by Sanjopla September 25, 2020

Covid-🇦🇷

When Argentina imposed the “millionaires’ tax” on its wealthiest citizens, which numbers around 12,000, to help pay for medical supplies and relief for businesses impacted by Covid-19.

Taxing the rich further, which the Opposition called “confiscatory” seems to be a first step for Argentinians to recover from Covid-🇦🇷, as the money raised from the “one-off” levy would also help the poor and fund scholarships.

by Covido January 29, 2021