You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
Get the I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂mug. One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
Get the will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-pukemug. He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs
I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job
by Klo~D November 16, 2014
Get the Mr Cleanmug. The opposite of dirty. It can mean several other things than just "free from dirt." It can mean good looking, off alcohol or drugs, eating healthier, etc. Clean can mean almost anything that is the opposite of bad. The keyword is almost, check on google or something if you don't know whether your definition is right.
"That counter is so clean!"
"That suit is clean, bro"
"I've been clean for a few weeks now"
"I've been eating clean for 3 months, and I don't even like the taste of burgers anymore."
"That suit is clean, bro"
"I've been clean for a few weeks now"
"I've been eating clean for 3 months, and I don't even like the taste of burgers anymore."
by kermit37 December 20, 2020
Get the Cleanmug. The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself
by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023
Get the Clean Barendmug. bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:
bob: stop talking
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:
bob: stop talking
by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023
Get the keyboard cleaningmug. The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
Get the make a clean jobmug.