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Mad Business

When you have business to attend to, but it's extra urgent. Like super important. Nothing else must interfere.
Jared: Sup man? Wanna hang?

Michael: No time. I got mad business with that dude across the street.
by Mgriddles February 11, 2021
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Jenny Craig going out of business after 40 years

Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business that helped people lose weight through coaching and meals, will shut down after four decades of operation after failing to secure additional financing.

Management informed workers of the news in an email late Tuesday, and company-owned centers where members pick up meals, consult with coaches and weigh in were closed as of Wednesday, the employee said, adding that franchise-owned locations may remain open.
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by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Biological business

Euphemism for people taking a leak or a dump in the washroom.
In polite society people do their biological business in washrooms not on the streets, which is hobo-like.
by Sexydimma May 7, 2022
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do you work in business

Some idiot thing Bri'ish PM Rishi Sunak said to a homeless man in December 2022. It is frightening how detached Rishi the ignorant idiot is from the real world
Rishi: Do you work in business?
Homeless Man: I'm homeless.
by Deadboydoor517 April 3, 2023
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busy

He is "busy" doing homework now
by vlyzz January 28, 2021
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Business Mode

The term "Business Mode" is a short way of telling people that you are gonna really focus attention on getting laid, often used by people that don't get a lot of sex and are looking to "Full business mode".

Often used by people that watch the TV series "The Inbetweeners" by referring to the episode from season 1 known as "Bunking off" where Jay states "Bollocks! I'll take care of the kid while you take care of the business. Mm. Business."
John: You need to get laid man, your still a virgin too aye?
Dave: Yeah, yeah I am but I'm gonna go into full business mode this year boss
John: Too deadly
by Dogwallet6996 March 3, 2017
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Business Phone

When in the stage of talking on snapchat with 20 or more girls your phone is classified as the term Business Phone. Just snapping and not trying to get anywhere but merely sending pictures of your face back and forth is not a Business Phone. Your end goal most of the time is to get as much sex from different girls as possible (Annino method). In some cases you are narrowing down the possibility to who you want to date (Leavitt method).

What is the talking stage?

The talking stage is when both parties are interested in each other they have gone on a date or two, and yet they both still want to explore their options before picking theirs.

Both methods use the talking stage in different ways.

The Leavitt Method uses it as getting to know the girl and flirt and see how she responds and the male wants to pursue a future with them.

The Annino Method used it as a way to make the girl feel safe and then she opens up and soon enough the male has gotten his dick wet and they aren’t even in a relationship.

WARNING: The Business Phone is a cruel business and not meant for the mental stability of some people.

saying this for legal reasons.

I do not condone anyone trying what is said in this definition.
Jarret has girls at his house every night. I heard his Business Phone is bigger than 100 girls
by Patrick McMurphy August 12, 2021
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