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Battered Sav

A man who is having sexual intercourse with a woman/man on the beach. He then pulls out his penis, dips it in the sand, and then goes back to the sexual intercourse.
Gary gave Jill a battered sav.
by Benbow September 7, 2007
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Betterer

Betterer is not a real word!
Is is a word used by bogans whom believe that you can make something broken more than better.
Only a true bogan will use a word like betterer
John: Here is your PC fixed
Shazza: Did you make it betterer?
John: What the F&*K are you on about? How can you make something betterer when its fixed? You Stoopid bogan!
by Cruzin September 5, 2008
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santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is compeletley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".
Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.
by Quinn Marie September 23, 2008
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Detroit car battery

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.
"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"
by yessahh August 20, 2008
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You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.
*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"
by Preferably Not December 13, 2018
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better then sex

a term used by stupid adopted fuck tards who think that a movie show or in even sadder cases a a youtube video is in some way better then sex
tard:OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG YOU'VE GOT TO SEE AVATAR ITS BETTER THEN SEX!!!

me: fuck off tard!
by your future murderer January 14, 2010
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carpet bitter

A slang term used to address that a female is a lesbian.
Jessica from California is a carpet bitter
by Joe Barnet November 14, 2007
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