Today is national blowjob day 🍆
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
John: hey what are you doing tomorrow?
Bill: Getting head it’s national blowjob day
by Hornygirl_21 September 18, 2022
Get the National Blowjob Daymug. A form of torture that involves dousing one's penis in hand sanitizer and stroking it to the point where the friction will cause the skin peel off.
You don't want to get on bad terms with the prison guards, or else they will give you The Bolivian Blowjob, you been warned.
by Diet_is_Unknown June 11, 2025
Get the The Bolivian Blowjobmug. a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022
Get the T-rex Helicopter Spinning Blowjobmug. In professional wrestling - particularly during the territory days up to the 1980s - "blowjob" was the term for a specific type of wrestler that was employed to draw in young women. Typically a smaller and skinnier guy, and usually part of a tag team. Actual attractiveness was preferred but evidently optional - the Rock and Roll Express were a well-known blowjob team, and have you seen their faces back in the day?!
The last truly famous blowjob team were the Rockers, the team of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty. Interestingly enough, Michaels' cocaine-fueled asshole antics during the mid-to-late 1990s made him the only person in history to be both a blowjob and a cocksucker.
The last truly famous blowjob team were the Rockers, the team of Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty. Interestingly enough, Michaels' cocaine-fueled asshole antics during the mid-to-late 1990s made him the only person in history to be both a blowjob and a cocksucker.
When Jerry Lawler and Jerry Jarrett came over to Bill Watts' Mid-South territory, one of the first things they noticed was that the roster had no blowjobs. Watts, not knowing the term, said his wrestlers could get pussy on their own time, so the Memphis veterans had to explain everything to him.
by Noncondolphin January 15, 2025
Get the blowjobmug. When you put an eBay turbo kit on your moms bone stock Honda accord and eventually blew the heads off of it by forcing 40psi into that thing
by Super6.fo August 30, 2025
Get the Beijing Blowjobmug. In short, sucking a mans penis. But the quality of a blowjob is what defines it.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
Cocksucking is an art. You must suck at different speeds. Suck hard and long, then fast. Deepthroating is required when giving a good blowjob, meaning the penis goes far into the mouth and to the back of the throat, and the deeper it goes, the more pleasure for the man. Cumming is more likely during this, and to be a blowjob, the goal is an orgasm and not achieving this means it’s just sucking dick, not a blowjob. If they cum, drink it up, spitting it out is seen as disrespectful and gives the man great pleasure when you swallow it.
A great blowjob is a pleasure unmatched. Having a blowjob can be done by anyone. A guy can give an amazing blowjob, often better than a female, and people with no gender do it too. Straight horny men will get blowjobbed by gay men, it’s not to uncommon.
We were hanging out in the living room, the game playing in the backround. He stood up and pulled my boxers off. “Matt, I’m straight” I grumbled. “But I know you would love a blowjob” Matt whispered back, he was almost begging and looked up at him. I open my legs wide and he encicles my penis with his mouth and began sucking and licking. I moaned with pleasure as he sucked harder. He continued sucking, playing with my balls with his hands as he deepthroated my penis. I screamed as I let out a large explosion of cum.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
by The Dragon Hearted February 27, 2022
Get the Blowjobmug. When someone lies on their back with their head hanging over the edge and opens their mouth while the other person proceeds to fuck their mouth.
by Boiled baby hands February 10, 2024
Get the over the edge blowjobmug.