Issa block

getting blocked. term from the rapper 21 savage "issa knife." Referring to the tattoo on his forehead.

your being annoying "issa block."

by unidentified012 February 13, 2017

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Poopers block

When you go to the toilet for a poo but find you can't poo

Dude today I rushed to the toilet to start laying cable, but when I sat down it just wasn't happening. I had a severe case of Poopers block

by PoOpa FoOker September 7, 2015

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barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked

"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."

by bluejuh March 22, 2009

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Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

by sasimax August 26, 2008

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Bro Blocking

The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).

Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...

Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.

by ALL I DO IS KUSH August 28, 2010

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Coch Blocking

The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.

-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense

Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...

by Siffilis December 21, 2010

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