Pattern blindness

An effect caused by staring at something for so long that the person's vision becomes warped or distorted

"I stared at a wall for so long I got pattern blindness." (not a real quote)

by You'renotauthorizedtobehere April 30, 2025

Booty blind

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small

Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.

by chirpy bird April 18, 2018

clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.

wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!

by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021

blind bandwagon

A person that only likes a sports team because...
•it has their favorite player
•their friend(s) like that team
•they no nothing about the sport
•etc

J. That guy is terrible at football
H. I know
J. He doesn't know any of the rules or how to play
H. He only knows knows the Patriots because he is in love with Tom Brady's wife
J. He is such a BLIND BANDWAGON

by Yodleodles June 20, 2015

Blind bunny

A female in a duck blind usually some duck hunter girl friend or wife

That chick is hot yea she dudes blind bunny

by Matterlizard September 14, 2025

garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.

It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.

by jpraxis December 2, 2010

On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.

After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.

by fulfreez October 13, 2011