May 31

Send soapy titty pic day

Yo it’s may 31st girls have to send soapy titty pics

by Meaty Mike May 31, 2022

May 18

steal your friends food day

me: * steals food*
friend: hey put that back
me: nope it’s may 18
friend: oh shoot nvm then
me: lmao

by machary May 16, 2022

Theresa Mayed

Name for any sort of effort that is not merely a failure but such a complete disaster it brings about the opposite of what it was supposed to achieve.

He crossed the ball perfectly but then the striker completely Theresa Mayed it; fumbled and ended up giving the ball to the opposition who scored immediately.

That flat-pack table you’ve been making all day collapsed when I put a teaspoon on it. You completely Theresa Mayed it.

I became Prime Minister of my country but it turned I lacked every one of the necessary skills and totally Theresa Mayed it.

by TheresaMayFan March 21, 2019

May 1st

National spend time with your bf/gf day

Let’s do something significant other! It’s may 1st

by Balls.com.rus April 30, 2022

aonna-may

Aonna-May is a person who likes to drink a little too much coffee and read.

where is Aonna-May? oh shes reading again. Makes sense.

by unknown ladies September 5, 2018

Poppy-May

A sassy girl who has a kind heart, very attractive, nice body, and a particular love for a TV show.

Omg stop being a Poppy-May!

by anonymous January 1, 2021

Justin and May

Such a Justin and May! I swear they shouldnt break up<3 CUTEST COUPLE especially if they made a romance movie together ;) would be hot as hell~ May would be the hot character that is curious in romance books and loves to imagine them with her boyfriend as if that was happening and a Justin would be a hot as hell character imagining about his gf ;)

"Justin and May are a such romance;)"

by Iloveyouall<3 November 23, 2021