Mushroom Baptism

A act where a man dips his penis in gelatin, jello, or other viscous liquids, like yogurt.

"I just had the most wicked Mushroom Baptism last night!"

by ヨーグルトマッシュルームマスターmushroom man January 10, 2026

Drum and bagpipes

The new hip music, combines drums and bagpipes for an excellent combo. Sometimes played with a lettuce. Currently whats hip in ireland.

Hey have you seen that epic dnb session yesteday at Jay's corner?

NO i listen to drum and bagpipes get with the times looser.

by DnbManForireland June 18, 2012

The Polish Bagpipe

A group of well hung eastern europeans circled around a unsuspectiing girl while blind folded.

Amy found herself in more then she could handle when the polish bagpipes started playing over her head.

by transamguy December 17, 2012

Broke back Bagpipe

A Broke Back Bagpipe, is when you simultaneously blow air into your partners ass, after that, your partner will fart that air, back into your airway.

I introduced your mom to the Broke Back Bagpipe last night.

by Jonathan (JJ) April 21, 2016

allen jean baptiste

The number one fastest human on earth

Allen jean baptiste just sped past everyone damn

by Amishtago February 27, 2017

madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.

(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!

by Mistabone February 1, 2018

Yomp That Bappa

Take care of business. Get the job done. Make it happen.

Dude, that shit's been on hold for a week. You better Yomp That Bappa!

by VesicaPiscis April 26, 2019