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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
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baked weed

The residue leftover in a smoked doobie. Concentrated with resin - including high concentrations of THC oil.
Bro lets bong the leftover baked weed - I'm broke as fuck
by MKChongz February 10, 2020
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Make 'n bake

after making a hard test at school, smoke a joint
dude, that test is gonna be hard, let's do a make 'n bake
by LeonSmokinHuizinga October 31, 2011
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Clam Bake

Y'all ready for a clam bake
by Jos666 May 4, 2019
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bridle bake

The practice of trying to extend one's horseback riding time, and therefore more time spent in the sun, by choosing more than one horse per day in order to get a tan while riding.
Everybody tells me I look too pale, so I'm going to try to have a bridle bake today.
by pentozali June 26, 2008
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Twice Baked

When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.
I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
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