honey my badger

It means to see someone you haven't seen in awhile or to poop a wet poop

honey my badger

by Mr not smart February 8, 2024

Jimmy Savile Badge

A knighthood. A British honour so devalued by being given to worthless creatures like “Sir” Jimmy that it has a reverse effect.

As “Sir” Bob arose the price tag on his Jimmy Savile badge could be clearly seen…

by Maggie T May 7, 2025

Jimmy Savile Badge

UK “honour” long since discredited by the recipients

He wore his Jimmy Savile Badge with pride and tried to remember who was DPP when the Yorkshire fiddler was released from his call…

by Maggie T May 21, 2025

as rough as a badger’s arse

Used when describing the feeling the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

“I’m so hungover! I feel as rough as a badger’s arse!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 15, 2025

For the Badge

A Fifa term that means you will do anything to get the ball

Defense: Running at an attacker for the ball

Attacker: Running to get away

Teammates watching: Slide tackle him "for the badge!"

Defense: Slide Tackles the shit out of an attacker and receives the ball

by Monke lol. June 26, 2025

Its a badge not a vape

Bought a $3 vape off aliexpress, came in as a badge
Used when something seems one way but turns out to be another

“Its a badge not a vape”- 7lm
“You deceived us you dumb nigga… its a badge not a vape!!!” - Melly

by 4uyiaa August 30, 2025

Shedim Honey Badger

A demonic beast created by a lesser Shedim lord. It is a honey badger infused with hellfire and demonic ichor, amplifying its natural fearlessness into an unholy, chaotic wrath. It is a Physical-Tier threat, viewed by Lucifer as a messy, uncontrollable, and annoying pest.

Lucifer is angry about the creation of the shedim honey badgers.

by TEMPERALTEMPLAR October 19, 2025