by Nivea. K Williams July 28, 2017
This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 April 28, 2011
An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020
If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers
by KrashWorship December 27, 2022
1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 09, 2018