Athliite

One who excels in virtual sports rather than the real thing

-Did you see Billy got pro in all wii sports?!
-Yeah, he's a real athliite.

by Ak42u December 28, 2009

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.

"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012

Athairinauph

A word yelled or screamed to express rage, anger, or despair.

(A mans wife has just left him.)
(Man in the middle of the street)
Man (in total shock and rage) - "ATHAIRINAUPH!"

by Toriryan February 19, 2014

Athletesexual

The sexuality that makes it so that you're only attracted sexually to people that keep playing sports and have no IQ whatsoever and hate the intellectual.

"Look at Bruce over there, he's such a jock, I'm so glad I'm Athletesexual!"

by TUMBLR GENDERS AREN'T REAL July 15, 2016

Atheist

A person who lacks belief in a religion.

-Are you religious?

-No I am an atheist.

by untaken username November 27, 2016

athletic sun

A fashion line. Athletic Sun, it's more than a brand it's inspiration. The logo is a rising sun decorated in a bold and unique style. The designs are vivid colors, unique art symmetry amd recognizable international images. AthleticSun.com, features the online store front.

I want an Athletic Sun design.

by Athletic Sun March 14, 2017

atheochristian

an atheist whose moral code follows the christian teachings

although america is a secular nation, it tends to have very atheochristian moral structure.

by Dragonation45 October 19, 2017