Willie Wonka

A Willie Wonka is the act of dipping ones penis in chocolate and then having an overweight person perform oral sex on you.

"Hey man! Did you Willie Wonka that fat chick last night? Bet she liked that..."

by Kireotick October 19, 2017

workforce willy

A condition in which a person experiences a physical and/or visceral surge of emotion; elevating them to peak at the highest sensation possible because they have been given a little bit of responsibility and power over others

Bethany felt her workforce willy engorge as her boss asked her to gather everyone for a meeting.

by Davenport January 10, 2017

ecoli willy

when having anal intercourse with a male or female, pull penis out of anal cavity and insert into ear cavity. thus giving subject an ecoli willy.

ecoli willy (noun) after i fucked tiffany in the butt, I pulled my dick out and stuck it in her ear giving her an ecoli willy

by buttbummer January 6, 2012

Loose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he wasn't so tight.

"I went THE WHOLE NINE YARDS with the girl, but she was Loose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

dick willy

It's like a wet willy, but instead of a finger, it's a penis.

When you fall asleep, I'm gonna give you a dick willy!

by Lombomb September 25, 2017

Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022

dougy willis

A rude boy wid red hair who tinks he de best rapper. But he is just a weakass fool.

John: YO WHO DAT BOY
Beatrice: DAT BE DA RUDEBOY DOUGY WILLIS!

by stevenmurdich December 1, 2011