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by captain bos November 22, 2021
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Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
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by Jearn November 22, 2021
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They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021
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"Oh my god, there's been a cyber attack, should we check with Joseph to see if my data is alright?! "
"Probably not, he's too busy watching porn"
"Probably not, he's too busy watching porn"
by SexyBeaverBoy November 22, 2021
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He wants a gf but feels like he is not good enough to get one but when he is with someone he shows them lots of love and care for them and doesn’t think a single bit about himself
He wants a gf but feels like he is not good enough to get one but when he is with someone he shows them lots of love and care for them and doesn’t think a single bit about himself
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Everyone knows Joseph…
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