beer caddy

The person who holds your beer when you're about to do something epic.

Florida man never goes anywhere without his beer caddy. You have to be prepared for awesomeness.

by Uncle Andy 13 April 15, 2021

M-Beers

Beers that are opened, sipped, and immediately placed down. However, this process is repeated throughout the whole night by the same individual. As a result, the beers are found the next morning as a complete and utter waste.

After the party last night, I found all of M-Beers lying around. Yet he still denied that they were his.

by Ti Fi 33 April 7, 2010

beer bitch

The legal drinking age friend of an underage person who supplies the underage person with alcohol.

I gave my beer bitch some money to stop at the liquor store on the way to the party.

by f-liberals May 24, 2016

beer bulb

A great idea while sober is associated with a light bulb. A great idea while drinking is known as a beer bulb. It's as if a glass of beer lights up over your head.

Alex: I just had a great idea. What if we sing Celine Dion to win Karaoke to pay for our bar tab tonight?
Marilyn: Brilliant! Your beer bulb just went off! My heart will go onnnn!

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

beer friend

also: beerfriend,

abbrv: bf
plural: beer friends, beerfriends

much like a beer buddy but closer reletionship. a beer friend is also somebody that gets your girlfriend jealous when your going out for the night without her. specially boys night out.

her: and you!! where do you think you 're going?! meeting again your beer friend and drink all night??!!
me: well ofcourse yes!! stay there, behave!!

by dex123456 January 4, 2017

Beer Safe

1. Belly. As in a safe place to store my beer.
2. Locked refrigerator. A safe place to store my beer, away from grubbing roommates, etc.
3. The exclamation shouted by the driver when nearing a pothole, rut, or cattle guard. This allows the occupants of the vehicle adequate warning to secure their beers, hold them gently aloft, or otherwise avoid spillage.

4. The exclamation by the driver when entering a dirt road, alerting occupants of the vehicle that it is now safe to open their beers.

1. "That beer looks lonely. I'm going to put it into my beer safe."
2. "I'm tired of my roommates always drinking my beers, so I got a lock for my beer safe."
3. "Beer safe!" "Thanks dude. I hate spilling my beers going over those potholes. They really should fix those."
4. "Beer safe!" "Kssssh"

by jbszee October 26, 2015

Chill Beers

A showcase of stupidity typically involving drinking or smoking.

When one taks a photo kissing a beer with their tongue out they are being "chill beers."

Bragging about one's prowess on a beer pong table is "totally chill beers."

Taking one's shirt off while at a party--- chill beers.

by Wooly Nematode February 24, 2013