your mom on a stick 

your mom on a stick means your mom + my stick = a big mountain of joy....

me: you're a dick
you: your mom
me: your mom on a stick! haha! PWNED!!!

your mom on a stick by joe/ jake wismann January 29, 2008

your mom's sweet asshole 

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

your mom's sweet asshole by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

Your mom gay lol

This is the greatest comeback of all time. Nothing can out do this you will always fucking win an argument just by yelling out YOUR MOM GAY LOL

Bully: Give me your money you fucking wanker
Me: Your mom gay lol
Bully: commits deathpacito

Your mom gay lol by Yea Wot Mate September 10, 2019

your mom's car 

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"

Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...

your mom's car by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006

your mom in a two piece 

an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."

one kid: Man, i heard you were a little bitch.
The other kid: Your mom in a two piece.

your mom in a two piece by evan c November 11, 2007

your mom makes me juicy 

basically one of the low lying peons of crude humor, usually the reciever of this insult is void of a comeback due to the simplicity, or stupidity of the remark.

"Kiwi, man your mom makes me juicy."

your mom makes me juicy by slidespace November 20, 2006

your mom is a hoe 

a term used by 7 year olds to try and insult you

Mark: Your mom is a hoe bitch!
Landon: No u
Mark: *fucking dies*

your mom is a hoe by RetardWriter February 3, 2021