A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
by Joan Breibart September 8, 2024
Get the Wellness Bitchmug. If you see this Wells, we are talking about you. :)
by CrackerRatato December 5, 2023
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by BigWu July 28, 2022
Get the well dressed professormug. 
by Rowdy burns June 2, 2018
Get the Trout in the wellmug. It means goodbye in earthy folk speech, it's a old style common word for the common working man/woman
by SomeDude2022 February 15, 2022
Get the Fare thee wellmug.