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Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.
Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.
by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010
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Chocolate Cake with Frosting

When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.
John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
by ThePoopDeck January 8, 2012
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My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult

Awesome Industrial Rock dance band from Chicago. Some of their best songs include "A Daisy Chain 4 Satan", "Kooler Than Jesus", "Nervous Xians"/"After the Flesh", and "The Days of Swine and Roses". Very energetic and sexy lives shows.
I saw My Life with The Thrill Kill Kult last night. Wicked show man.
by GaaraoftheDamned October 14, 2012
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Come down with me

Play on words with the Channel 4 (UK) show "Come dine with me" A show in which contestants host dinner parties and rate each other on things such as food quality, hospitality, entertainment etc.

Come down with me is more of the same but is based on an entirely different platform.

DEFINITION: After a night out with friends you return to one of your friends homes after you have been drinking/smoking/snorting copious amounts, and intend only to 'crash' or 'mong out' as you will more that likely feel like total shit and want to be left alone to sleep, eat or throw up.
In the following hours or the following morning you will rate the persons hospitality out of 10 on how you stay was, taking into account things such as: Bed comfort, food, toilets, other guests and of course, your all round experience
"I can only rate Mark's a 7 on Come down with me because those sluts wouldn't leave me the fuck alone while i was trying to mong out and sit and eat Doritos"

"Come down with me tonight dude, i'm so fucked"
by iLikeLakais17 January 6, 2013
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in the closet with the light on

When someone is homosexual but for whatever reason will not tell others and often pretend to be straight, though it is obvious to everyone around them they are not be straight due to social cues and stereotypical ways of dressing or acting around those of the same sex. Though they may be in the closet, it is obvious to everyone as the light in the closet gives away their presence within the otherwise dark walls of denial.
Observer 1:"Hey did you see the way she was flirting with all of those girls at the softball game yesterday?"
Observer 2: "Yeah I guess but doesn't she consider herself straight?"
Observer 1: "I'm not too sure about that, I'd say she is in the closet with the light on."

Example 2: Kristen Stewart.
by Melcor May 20, 2014
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What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?

we shave his belly with a rusty razor, put him in a longboat till he's sober, stick him in a scupper with a hose pipe on him, and put him in the bed with the captain's daughter early in the morning.
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
What Shall We do With a Drunken Sailor?
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Put him in a long boat till his sober
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Put him in the bed with the captains daughter
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
Early in the morning!
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
by Sythebrine9 March 17, 2021
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a womb with a view

This phrase describes a sheltered life with opportunities to see a bit of what happens elsewhere.
The students and staff knew little of the world outside of a womb with a view version.
by I, Wreckerrr May 9, 2021
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