Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

rich people twitter

hell.

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.

by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022

twitter

the spot between your twat and your shitter

"That's my twitter!"

by pooster2 December 9, 2012

X formerly Twitter

Do you know why news articles keep saying "𝙓, 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙮 𝙏𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?

Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.

BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 26, 2024

Twitter

Synonym for Hell.

When you die, you're going to Twitter.

by Artyboi November 4, 2022

Mportormpotor twitter

Sterling then ein boys with their typical fooling and sarcastic tweets and comments and especially with the IDOLO comments 😹

Mportormpotor Twitter folks commenting idolo and laughing emojis in comments section

by 007gayzee March 9, 2022

Twitter Bomb

when a particularly annoying individual uses twitter as an outlet for shitty rants and/or statements (mostly offensive or condescending)

Our "GREATEST" president #45 loves to Twitter bomb constantly

by Some Idiot117 July 4, 2017