turka durka

Turka Durka describes turkish people who are commonly confused with middle eastern people. Also it is a common nick name given to a man named Arslan who is turkish but is still made fun of for being middle eastern even tho he is turkish.

arslan walks into room: Sup TurkA durka (arslan) bastards.

Turka durka muhamid gehand turka turka.

by Tom vanderHorst July 31, 2006

Turkjob

A sexually explicit act preformed by a bearded Turkish man.

"There's nothing better then a turkjob after a long day at the office."

by Frank J .H. June 27, 2008

chocolate turkey

When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.

While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.

by Englebert November 10, 2008

stuffed turkey

When a girl is getting fucked in the ass and the pussy at the same time.

She is totally stuffed, hence the name.

(guy talking to another guy)
"Let's make this bitch a stuffed turkey"

by alessanrda October 8, 2007

Turkey Day

A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.

"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.

"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"

"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.

by Exodus December 1, 2003

Sex Turkey

One side of the infamous duo, Sex Turkey and The Piss Weasel, scourge of children everywhere. Hated throughout the world for being a couple of total cunt slapping, cock swallowing lunatics, this pair of bastards can usually be found participating in a spot of online donking or frying their bollocks in butter with a bit of marmite.

The Piss Weasel's just fucked up The Sex Turkey

by FlotationDeviceLoverPortugese November 22, 2009

turkish juggler

While suspended upside down, the female is giving one male oral sex while massaging and caressing the testicles of two other males.

Teri really performs a nice turkish juggler.

by Timmy Thomkins November 19, 2006