poo tractor

Poo tractor is a slang word for a man's genitalia, or penis. This is a reference to homosexual activity, or anal sex.

Dawg, my poo tractor is killing me.
or
He plowed me with his poo tractor.

by D-Rake July 6, 2007

Ass Tractor

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

1) Im going to heard your ass into a farm of pain with my ass tractor from hell BITCH

by Smegson P Donnohugh October 18, 2008

Text-traction

When you see someone come in a place and they make you feel awkward and you start texting friends on your phone. Often you text things that don't make sense because you're so flustered. Then you go back in your outbox later to see what you had said and it doesn't make sense and your friend texts back usually "wtf" or "?"

Girl: Dude what was up with that text you sent me?!
Girl 2:What'd it say?
Girl: "You are so cool! why?"
Girl 2': OH that's when my ex walked in and i needed a huge Text-traction!
Girl: Oh girl i got ya

by IMSORADYA January 14, 2009

Brotha Trucka

An african-american male who drives a semi-truck.

Black Guy 1: "Yo I just got ma'self a pimped out Kenworth nigro!" Black Guy 2: "Damn negro you's a Brotha Trucka now!"

Black Trucker: "*Cuts off white trucker*" White Trucker: "You god damn Brotha Trucka!"

by BobBarker7 August 19, 2011

Driving the truck to Jersey

The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.

Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!

by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009

Trucker's tan

Where a driver has more of a tan on their forearm, according to which arm they put out the window of the vehicle they drive in, which receives more sun than the other one that is inside the car. It was originated from the truck driver as they drive long roads and long hours.

Johnno: I've got a big trucker's tan on my right arm.

Jenny: I saw, it looks odd.

by nunChaKu May 25, 2007

Trucker Ass

When your ass goes numb after sitting down for so long you literally feel like your ass has grown wider.

Bill - I've been at work for 13 hours straight i feel like i got trucker ass.

by Mike370773 May 13, 2010