Hair Toast

When someone puts too much hairspray in their hair.

Oh man, Did you see that chick with hair toast?

by jujuhoneygirl April 5, 2017

haunted toast

A very charming yet scary piece of Toast, it flies around your room at night and scowls at you while you make Toast. It'll also: bumLURK: at you while you're in the shower or on the can.

This Haunted toast Won't stop watching me poop.

by Surviving June 24, 2017

Bageled Toast

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.

I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.

by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

stoner toast

A delicious food made by cooking a bread product (or a similar delicacy such as Tostino's Pizza Rolls) in a toaster oven and topping it with a foodstufs that sounds good in theory but not always in practice.

Dude I got cheesy garlic bread and imitation lobstermeat in the freezer we gotta make stoner toast.

by Kevin M.D. November 11, 2017

and thats how i lost all this weight

A quote from Cyanide and Happiness. Used twice.

Guy: "And thats how I lost all this weight" *chuckles*
Guy 2:I don't care *flys alway with an umbrella

by namesdontmatteratall December 17, 2017

French toast

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer

Hans made french toast yesterday

by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018

Throw Toads

Verb. - to loudly and indiscriminately yell profanities at strangers or customer service representatives as an expression of anger, frustration, or dissatisfaction

The New York cab drivers felt the need to throw toads over their frustrations with the crowds of pedestrians

OR

The lady at table 44 has been throwing toads at me because she had to wait a while for her food

by smashronnie July 13, 2018