Mideval cock and ball torture

While having extreme anal, with your best friend. Your bestie violently jumps up into the air and then slams him/herself onto the concrete floor, while you have both your cock and balls inside of your bestie.

Jackson: Dude Mark gave suck hardcore mideval cock and ball torture to me last night during the family reunion.
Dave: Isn't Mark your dad?
Jackson: and my best friend.
Dave: He must've slammed his thiccness so hard on the concrete

by Xanderpander7 July 18, 2019

Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019

October 29 national tortilla day

National tortilla day! Bring a tortilla and throw it at people and friends!

Oh. It’s national tortilla day! I can throw tortillas at people time to yeet that bitch on someone’s face _kailey October 29 national tortilla day

by Kxileyalexis November 1, 2019

Dick and Wall Torture

The process of one using a wall to torture their male genitalia to receive extensive pleasure and achieve euphoria

Wow Jerry, that dick and wall torture totally did the trick, I feel great!

by Ball’n’Wall July 13, 2020

Cortenious Flame Torch

A Toxic Community, Place, or Being, that disrupts other fandoms, or cities for its own good, but supports anyone that supports it, and only it. tho the creation of it turns out great.

I.E. North Korea, Kagic communities, a abusive wife.

I live with a cortenious flame torch, and in a cortenious flame torch

by TheWordArtist101 October 17, 2020

Trevor The Tortoise

A godlike being who is seen as a tortoise, he has complete control of everything and is immune to every attacks no matter what it does he can manipulate reality to his will and can destroy universes with ease. He is extremely lazy and has no care for anything but has an immense of IQ and fighting experience and can just step on you and you will die. Trevor is also an extremely large tortoise that has a thicc shell around him.

Trevor The Tortoise is a cool guy.

I wanna be like Trevor The Tortoise but I cannot because he is too godlike and overpowered.

by TestudoRex August 29, 2021

C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:)

C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:) better known as COCK AND BALL TORTURE EXTREME >:) is a ritual performed by a gang of jaquari (the plural of jaquarius) where it is the most painful or relieving form of masturbation ever and everyman wants this device in his back yard

charles: hey chad wan come to my backyard to get on so C and B TORTURE EXTREME >:)
Chad: OMG YES GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE I WOULD LOVE TO EXPIERINCE THAT

by imabigyearold3 February 13, 2023