A Salad of some sort, being one which either actually contians small, bite sized portions of the male reproductive organ, or penis, or a anamorphic blob of complete nothingness, slightly resembling Male genitalia. Or just a salad that taste really bad. Or Smells of wang. Thank You.
" Holy shit! This fucking shit is complete Dick Salad!" OR " You are coming to dinner with us tonite Rupert and you WILL eat my Dick Salad or Else!" OR " OMG! Theres male genitalia in my ceaser salad!"
by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005
by bryan newman December 09, 2003
A modified form of canoodling in which one partner, generally the smaller of the two, lays on top of the other. This positions the partners faces in such a way as to facilitate smooches.
Al: When I woke up, you and Linda were makin out!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!
by snottypants angel March 24, 2011
A place where 30 year old lonely women come to bitch at the employees about how much they weigh. Employees like Eric get in trouble for staring at girls boobs. Employess there hate to work and want to cut off their balls or respective genitalia.
by Seizureman September 23, 2007
the act of one female forcefully applying her genitals (bare or clothed) to the nose of another female.
by grillmore December 05, 2010
That four-dollar hooker even did a Greek Salad on the midget stripper! Man, I wish I got her name...
by scala5k May 17, 2005
The act of depositing excrement upon an unsuspecting lover/victims body then proceeding to ejaculate upon said excrement
Alew-Yo dude did you hear?...Bernie Salad-Raped that girls face at the party last tuesday
What's Salad-Rape
I dont know man lets go look it up on urban dictionary.com
What's Salad-Rape
I dont know man lets go look it up on urban dictionary.com
by Master of salad December 17, 2008