Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

turtle fetish

When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.

“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”

by Kinky Master 69 May 27, 2021

Black Turtle

Black Turtle, also known as toshi. A person who is relatively black and that has a jaw with the structure of a turtle. Often has a rivalry with midgets.

"That guy looks like a black turtle."

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkllzx June 7, 2018

Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.

After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.

by Bomb2dashell August 1, 2020

Turtle press

A turtle press is when you scoop your poop out of the toilet and shove your feces in your anus as hard as you can. Ideally for missing out on any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Much like a turtle going back into its shell. But your anus is the shell and your turds are the turtle

Dude did you hear Jimmy doing a turtle press last night?

by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023

Turtle Shit

The fucking coolest shit ever. Like bro. Don’t even.

“Hey Veronica, I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you. You’re the smartest, kindest, most beautiful person I’ve ever met, and I know we’ve only been on a few dates, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”

by finnsatch February 16, 2023

To kiss a turtle

To take a chance for the sake of taking the chance. To take control of your life and step out of your comfort zone.

Dude: I think I’m going to try out for the varsity basketball team

Gal: Way To kiss a turtle!

by ToastedRavs36 March 1, 2022