Thomas Slade

kid who is full of bullshit

Thomas Slade

by sum nuttun November 6, 2012

Thomas

The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.

Holy shit, she's dating a SUCH a Thomas.

by Bdehaven August 18, 2016

Thomas

A very handsome individual, who is always yearning for the outdoors. Usually loves sports, especially hockey and is extremely intelligent. Usually likes people whose names start with "J" and often their best friend or girlfriend will have a name that starts with j. Is a big nerd, but is still hot.

Person 1: Thomas and Jubillee are so happy together.

by June38.4 November 14, 2016

Thomas

Is usually a smart bass, and is mostly over his head. (Like me).

Person 1; Do you remember that guy yesterday day?
Person 2; Yeah, he was such a Thomas.

by Yomama2310 January 23, 2017

Thomas

Usually a white male. Most generally uses being in college as an excuse to not admit that they are an alcoholic. Averaged sized penis.

Fred is being a Thomas, He is drunk again and it 10:00 A.M

by Pary369 February 19, 2017

Thomas Jefferson

the act of receiving a hand-job from an overweight woman. Where she lifts you up by your penis and throws you over her head and continues to shake you by your penis until you reach an orgasm, where the woman will end by slamming you on the ground.

Yo bro I can't believe that girl gave you a thomas Jefferson last night.

Can you believe Becky gave brad a Thomas Jefferson last night, what a pig.

by The nuggetier October 6, 2017

Thomas

Thomas's usually have black hair and love cars, they get girlfriends pretty early and easily. they are good or were good at certain subjects at school . Most Thomas's are rich and good with different tech.

Thomas took me to the movies.

by Nyan Cat 2340 November 2, 2017