mcblow-n-go

the mcblow-n-go is defined as the performance of fellatio on a consenting male driver while said driver is in a mcdonald’s drive-thru.

“Maddy gave me some sick mcblow-n-go last night. my dick was still out when i got my mcflurry!”

by analdildobuttplugoverlord69 July 8, 2020

Bake n' Flake

–verb

1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.

Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?

by franalpo November 2, 2009

chub n' tuck

A method af showing your imperfections by carefully tucking your shirt in and shorts/pants under your belly fat. Used for showing "fupa" and showing inner manliness.

Oh boy! That man over there had the most stlyish chub n' tuck ever. He must get all of the chicks. He's Hugh-Mungus

by ihateharrry October 1, 2018

Dip n whistle

The act of inserting one's finger into their belly button, then smelling said finger in order to confirm or deny it's cleanliness.

Nicole: Hey Kimmy what are you doing with your finger in the corner over there?

Kimmy: Nothing....

Nicole : Kimmy you need to grow up and dip n whistle in private. Typical New Yorkers.

by Jcray13 June 2, 2015

Skeet n' Delete

The act of deleting a female's telephone number after having sex with her.

SDot: "So did you end up banging that one chick that you've been texting for a dick year?"
J Murff: "Yea dude. But it was a total skeet n' delete. I'm NEVER talking to that crazy bitch again..."

by j murff March 23, 2010

snuff n puff

The smoking of a cigarette through your nose and then blowing the smoke out your mouth.

Dude:Aaah, my nose burns!!!
Dude2:Man, have you been snuff n puffin again?
Dude:Maybe...

by DudeGuyMan January 5, 2009

shake n' rape

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.

Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.

by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013