Sleep bandit: a particularly clever gentleman who picks up on rich bitches and robs them blind while their sleeping after sex
by Saintjohn89 July 21, 2016
Get the Sleep banditmug. Sleep that is not had in your own bed, safe (most of the time) in your own home. i.e. in a gutter, ditch, field, or a bed belonging to someone else! Thus risking any number of things happening to you.
A man woke up naked in a field with several poker chips stuck to his "member", and a tatoo of Tony Blair on both his buttocks. When picked up by police and asked what happened, he said "i guess i drank so much yesterday evening that i suffered a whole night of unprotected sleep".
by robenk January 12, 2007
Get the unprotected sleepmug. The marks left on the skin of your face or body by pillows, night-wear or bed-linen after a goodnight's rest.
by Gene Bryant December 9, 2008
Get the sleep scarsmug. When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face
by BIG G! November 5, 2007
Get the Sleeping Houdinimug. THE Sleep Train is the most comfortable bed in existence, not because of the mattress but because the most incredible man is the conductor and makes the sleep train better than heaven.
by estloverrrrrrrrrrr March 2, 2012
Get the Sleep Trainmug. Man: Dude im so tired im going to bed.
Dude: Man you better not make those fuckin Sleep Noises! like you were doing a couple of days ago.
Man: I don't even know what a sleep noise is I'm offended that you said anything FUCK YOU!
Dude: Man you better not make those fuckin Sleep Noises! like you were doing a couple of days ago.
Man: I don't even know what a sleep noise is I'm offended that you said anything FUCK YOU!
by AMBOCKOBOCK July 10, 2009
Get the Sleep Noises!mug. by MisterBasto October 22, 2008
Get the Skeet Sleepmug.