Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina, then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came in me, now I'll have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024

redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.

Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”

by Jxrdn February 17, 2025

Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.

That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.

by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018

redneck botox

when one of your buddies punch you in the mouth to give you fuller lips

"Cleetus come over here and give me some redneck Botox before the derby."

by lizardsman999 August 4, 2016

Mumblin' Redneck

Columbian neck-tie with fellatio.

That bitch was talkin' shit, so I gave her a mumblin' redneck.

by dickbabycakes December 15, 2021

Redneck

I don't know if this is true, but I think rednecks are people who own a gun, live in the south of the US, love America way too much, and are homophobic/ transphobic. I guess some honorable mentions are: love god, have a gross beard, owns a truck.

Me: I saw a guy dressed up as a roblox noob.
Some random wierdo: Well I saw a redneck yelling racist thing across a Walmart parking lot while aiming his gun at my 67 year old neighbor.

by Ikikikikikikikbai December 10, 2022